Friendly reminder that pet moms are moms too 💜 #vegavegarutabaga
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“Mom stayed home sick, they obviously need me to sleep on their legs all day to help them feel better” #vegavegarutabaga
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Pink 👏🏻 boi 👏🏻 comin 👏🏻 though 👏🏻
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Why sleep in your brand new bed when you can just sleep on top of mom’s pile of clothes from the day before?? #vegavegarutabaga
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evorybody pls be ready to experience tonighteโs mood
What is it, Cat?
profound cozitude
if im catch you not snugglinge โฆ im willnโt hesitate
willnโt hesitate to do what?
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Yall think the gods take classics classes for fun
Professor: whys your drawing look like that lol artemis would be paler
Apollo, twin sister to Artemis, has seen her at least once a week for 4,000 years:
professor: ares is the god of war and is evil.
ares:
Professor: Hades is the god of the underworld and is therefore evil and cold and heartless
Persephone, who has seen her husband cry secret tears of Manly Anguish every time she has to go live with her mother for six months:
Professor: Not even the crack of dawn was safe from Zeus.
Zeus:
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icouldbeyourfavouritebluejeans:
This Has To Be The Greatest Idea Ever
#can we get a donation box on the house floor? #I want CNN to train one camera on it at all times #I want John Lewis dropping quarters really loudly into it while Paul Ryan speaks #just ‘ping’ ’-and the affordable care act costs taxpayers-’ ‘ping’ ’-funding abortions at planned parenthood-’ ‘ping’ ’-balance the budget- #‘ping’ ’-will you stop that?!?’ ‘sure - whenever you’re ready’ #‘i got all day mr. speaker - taxpayers pay me to show up here and do my job’ #‘and tell the truth’ (wrangletangle)
Reblogging again for that great addition.
I love this because in some parliamentary systems it is unparliamentary language to imply a representative is lying. However, you can make a case for arbitrarily dropping coins into a box.
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*inhale* LOOK AT HIM #vegavegarutabaga
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Just a pair of queers bein cute 💖
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